do you know what happens...

when you go bowlin with a cute little red haired girl that talks mad shit about skills that she just doesnt have?

one word and it is retubutions. they're not just something that america lies to black people about that they will probably never recieve, i got mine as G&T's and 7.50$ drinks that taste somewhere in between a root beer float and hot god in my mouth.

i'd like to lie to you and liz is fuckin wasted and trying to eat lego's but in all honesty, she's just tryin to eat them. what ever bars are cool thet leave lego's at the table for you to play with.

it should probably say daddy but i guess chris works for now

fox huntin, north woods swingin

so this is what happens when daddy goes to the north woods, he becomes pimp daddy in that fox fur coat. after things become "pimp" your life it just can't go back to normal, and some people decided "pimps" like my self, need some where to get that petrol at too.

as much as i'd like that to be a joke, it wasn't ...

and that is why i find myself often in situations like this one. boys and girls come sit around the fire while uncle jack will sing ya'll a little song called, bottom of the bottle.

nord east knows whats up

there are two camps of thought when it comes to white castle. you either love it or you hate it. while this one that is by my house may be the most ghetto fuckin place to get a burger when your drunk after bar close, i cant think of a reason that on a sunday night between 1 and 2 a.m. i shouldnt be standing in line for the goods.