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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

have you ever made a bad decision

this weekend i decided to spend my time south in the dale. weekend started off normal enough, the railway, some cocktails, what have you, friday went off without a hitch. well the minor flair up between fonz and his ex sucked but what ever. on to the next day, saturday the captain and i woke up, drank a few mikes, cleaned the house/garage and went out to his old mans on prior for a work party that ryans dad` john, was nice enough to let me tag along too

after this we shot back to our favorite southern city for some strait up business, street dance, and of course the time offered tradition know as neo pro wrastlin. quite possibly the definition of redonculous

soon after the street dance ensued and we fit as much beer drinkin and ass shakin we could fit on the quite streets of the dale

the band rocked on and we danced, begining to know that you are to drunk to be in public is a handy tool so after a while i began hoofing it on back to the compound. i did have to stop in a baseball field and lay down for like thirty min so i could walk in a strait line again. night becomes blurry after that but i semi remember going to sleep, waking up and doing shots of jag and well thats my next black out. in the morning we got up, i got someone to work for me and we went right back after the sauce. went into new prauge to meet some cats at simons (hole in the wall bar) where we got possibly the drunkest ive been in a while. booty dancing hangin out with this old lady who was more intoxicated than us

this is where shit gets wierd, the bar that we are at has an apartment above it. saying that if you ever wonder what you look like while blacking out this is basically it

i fell asleep on the side walk next to the bar (simons) and was taken upstairs to a empty ass apartment by the bar tender and woke up the most dishevled i think i have ever been in my entire life. falling down the stairs of the apartment back into the street i had no idea what city i was in, my general souroundings looked strange ect. and still a day and half later i dont quite know what happened

5 Comments:

  • What can I say? We know how to have a good time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:45 PM  

  • i agree nothin says fun like blackin the fuck out three times in a weekend

    By Blogger Wooty, at 9:47 AM  

  • So what you're saying is that old ass drunk lady took advantage of you while you were passed out.

    By Blogger richardSandwich, at 6:17 PM  

  • im hoping no but in all honeslty that drunken state hasnt been rivaled since the days of ramseys house and goat mouth ass taking advantage of some passed out ass who will remain partialy unamed LCFL

    By Blogger Wooty, at 10:33 PM  

  • He was pretty HOT, but he would have be the HOTTEST if he had a letter jacket.

    By Blogger richardSandwich, at 9:13 AM  

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