breaking news?

clay aiken came out of the closet to people magazine. i do believe that anyone with the intelligence of boo radly could have seen this coming. for as much as i love george michael's faith, he was still in wam, still in short shorts, everyone saw it coming. elton john is, was, and will always be the shit; the man rights a great song and plays and mean piano. not exactly the most badass mother fucker though. liberace, well he didn't even hide it. now i am not saying that clay holds 1/5 of the talent the others above have, only using them since they are all in the music biz. clay we knew you were gay too. your proclamation was a waste of ink, im sorry.


now if you were to say this woman in the middle was a carpet muncher, that shit would be some breaking ass news.  id say the same about the other too, but the one on the left has been called a fag so many times by his own girlfriend it makes you wonder.  as for the one on the right, well if your shoes and belt always match...